Well, Hellooooooooooooo!!!!!

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.  The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.  Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.  You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like...

Friday Funnies: Optometry Jokes

While going through the morning ritual of visiting all my daily favourite website haunts before getting down to doing some work, I came across an interesting group on Facebook called “Optometry Jokes”.  Hell I couldn’t keep these jokes to myself so decided to post them all on our Blog for those non ‘facebookers’ out there.  Some of them are funny, some are just plain awful…

What music do optoms listen to?
-itunes

What was the lens’s excuse to the policeman?
-I’ve been framed officer

What type of vision...